Posted by alesta on December 19, 2004, at 1:59:18
In reply to Re: the story continues... » alesta, posted by Atticus on December 15, 2004, at 14:50:34
..."morris, get back here, you bloomin' bastar#!" morris's girlfriend says angrily.
meanwhile, you lunge toward your wayward kitty, managing to grab its tail just in the nick of time, and have no choice but to swing it out of reach of the snoozing, incapacitated koala. the cat lets out a loud, piercing scream.
"poor poo," you say, sympathetically, as you love your cat desperately, but had to save him from a potential life of feline prison for being a koala killer.
"thank you jesus!" you yell, hands in the air, glancing briefly at the ceiling.
"don't thank him yet," yells the inspector. i think the mouse-turned-moose-again just kidnapped your wife! he's holding her at gunpoint!"
"oh...perfect...just perfect!" you scream. "ain't life beautiful"! you yell dramatically to no one in particular.
then...
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