Posted by alesta on December 23, 2004, at 1:16:02
In reply to Re: the story continues... » alesta, posted by Atticus on December 22, 2004, at 12:20:01
"now, inspector," the cat says, with a laid back, yet very in-charge air, while toking on his pipe.
"we're going to publish this little film here, and we're all going to be very *happy*. so, i suppose the only issue left to discuss is percentages! well, here's my take on it. melanie is clearly the more delectable of the two of you, so i say she gets 20%. and then my buddies and i here get 75%, and you, my friend, will receive a very generous 5% of the profits. well, i'm glad that's settled..""5%! 5 bloody %! and melanie receives twenty? you're bloody sexist! where's my agent! my lawyer! my..uh..POLICE!" the inspector yells in hysterics.
"oh, my, my, do calm down, inspector...there is an..alternative, should you choose it," the feline says coolly.
"and what the hel*'s that!" says the inspector.
"well..we could feed you to the croc..hehe...hehehe...hehehehehehehe," the cat says amusedly, and the cats, dogs, and croc all laugh heartily in unison.
then...
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