Posted by Atticus on December 14, 2004, at 20:08:36
In reply to Re: And you realize the bloody moose is stumbling » Atticus, posted by alesta on December 14, 2004, at 14:28:14
... a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, resplendent in his bright red uniform, rides into the house behind Morris' girlfriend on a horse, carrying a koala wearing an identical uniform.
"Is this him, madame?" asks the koala.
"Yes," snarls the female moose. "He promised me he'd given this sort of thing up."
"What's with the outfit?" you ask the koala.
"Exchange program," he snaps. "We've got a wolverine working out of Perth. And I'll ask the questions here! Are you Maurice 'Morris' LeNoir?"
Morris pauses, then answers dolefully, "I sure could use a cookie about now."
"Crikey!" you gasp. "You mean this is 'Black Morris,' the international con artist?"
"The same," answers the koala.
"Inspector," interrupts the cat. "I believe Monsieur LeNoir has hidden incriminating evidence behind my litter box. Follow me."
"Mais bien sur," says the koala in a terrible French accent, and clambers down from the horse before marching officiously around the corner after the cat. You hear the soft "pffft" of a tranquilizer dart being fired and the sound of the cat setting the table.
"Um, perhaps, I'd best look in on them," you mumble, and ...
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