Posted by Atticus on December 14, 2004, at 12:38:58
In reply to Re: And you realize the bloody moose is stumbling » Atticus, posted by alesta on December 14, 2004, at 7:25:42
... you notice the cat has a lobster bib on and is carrying a knife and fork.
"What's all this about, then?" you ask, suspecting the cat has ulterior motives for organizing this mission.
"Well, I've always heard koalas are delicious," he says.
"You're not to eat any bloody koalas!" you shout. "You disable the security system, we just nip in there, get this moose to his ex, stand watch while they talk, then hope love conquers all and she comes with us. We tranq the crocodile guy with that dart rifle if things get dodgy. No one gets hurt. That's it."
"Perhaps just a bite of wallaby ..." the cat suggests.
You're about to answer when the wife comes out of the bathroom wearing hot neon pink and suburst yellow face paint.
"Strewth!" you cry. "They'll see us coming from a kilometer away!" The moose, chewing on a cigar and wearing night-vision goggles, is going over a schematic of the zoo layout.
"We'll cut the wire here," he says, "and slip in by cutting across the croc pens."
"Oh, that's brilliant," you intone sarcastically.
"You know, I don't think they'd miss just one cockatoo," purrs the cat casually.
You shoot him a look, then everyone loads up the Range Rover and sets out, never suspecting ...
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