Posted by Phil on July 26, 2003, at 7:24:46
In reply to I felt fabulous earlier...., posted by Dinah on July 26, 2003, at 5:28:49
Dinah, Hi!!!
Announcer...Do you occasionally feel happy, only to be shot down by a disapproving look? Even though others can be happy when you aren't?!!
Next time, wash those meds down with new Gatorades new relaxing drink ShameAway! Only ShameAway replenishes those long forgotten chemical messengers in the brain that make you smile. Available at Sam's in 16 gallon kegs.
Please come cloaked to the rear dock of Sam's and our minimum wage people will load your SUV and send you on your merry way.Fast announcer Restrictions apply. Please read label. Flammable. Do not spill on clothing or it will leave bleach spots. May cause bloating, gas, IBS, sexual numbing, serious depression, limping, exciteability, sleepiness, chills, fever, lumpy back, black hairy tongue, urinary tract infections, ear infections, West Nile Virus, wasting, constipation, loose stools, cramps and serious rashes or premature death. Do not exceed maximum dosage. Stay out of the sun. Avoid dark places. Consult your doctor if you notice any facial tics, weird thinking, or if you use dairy products, meat, fish, or Mexican food.
Please read inner flap for additional warnings.Announcer 1 Hey, 6 out of 10 unipolars agree, ShameAway takes the imagined pain away.
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all the boys and girls
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