Posted by Kath on February 8, 2009, at 19:04:16
Daughter sent this to me. LOL Kath
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.'
On a Septic Tank Truck: 'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.'
On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.'
At a Tire Store: 'Invite us to your next blowout.'
On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'
In a Non-smoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action.'On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'
At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.'On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'
On a Fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
At a Car Dealership: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment.'Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In a Vets waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and
get fed up.'In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
At a Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak.'
Yet another Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution - This Truck is full of Political
Promises.'
poster:Kath
thread:878953
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