Posted by Willow on May 6, 2002, at 7:25:02
In reply to When bummed out ... » shar, posted by Willow on May 4, 2002, at 15:49:36
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. " Oh, goodie! Now I will get 3 wishes!," she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "you have been very bad this year and, because of that, I can only give you one wish."
"Lets see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that from all the media coverage - and I don't need money because the book I write will, no doubt, be a best seller. I WOULD like to get rid of these love handles, though. YES, that's it! For my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."
POOF!
And, just like that......................................................................................................................her ears were gone.
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