Posted by CtrlAlt n Del on February 1, 2002, at 17:54:32
In reply to YNot rate a random selection of personal ads? , posted by kid_A on February 1, 2002, at 14:06:03
> ==WOMEN SEEKING MEN==
> a)LONESOME GIRL - Fungal-infested, agrophobic, bleached blond , 55, enjoys the indoors and watching the pidgeons. Seeking honest daring , 30 to 40, for sex first, possible friendship.>
> b)INTOXICATED ITALIAN - Romantically challenged, seasonal affective disordered, harmful, sincere well endowed 44 5'6 , dark hair, seeks wasted, sophisticated druggy,
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> c)CARPET CLEANER... Adventurous, red-eyed blonde, shapely- pretty large really, well ok HUGE, miserable, dull, lazy, ...still turning stomaches at 48! I enjoy self abuse, SCUBA diving, rollerblinds , tennis, God. Seeking rich mistress for feather fetish.
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> ==MEN SEEKING WOMEN==
> a)JUST A REGULAR GUY WITH FRIES- Single white male, 31, recently colic irrigated ,chain-smoker, in search of an interesting lady, 18-35, for relationship. I enjoy moments, seconds, just hanging out for hours.
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> b)LONELY HAIRY STUD- 33, 5'8 ohh.... must be non smoker dark blond/blue, likes snuggling, (ed: awwwwwh), photography, racing, football, In search 30-45 with NO interests but broad thighs.
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