Posted by ELA on January 24, 2002, at 9:15:46
In reply to Some Humour For ELA (...and any one else), posted by IsoM on January 23, 2002, at 18:01:33
LOL, I like those! Have been trying to think of all sorts of things to add to your original list but I think I'm being beaten now!
> Thought you might need a reason to smile today. It's not always easy to judge what someone else may find funny. When I'm down, I'll look at something & say "that's so stupid" but when cheerful, I'll bust a gut over it.
>
> In case anyone's deciding a trip to Japan would be nice, it's good to go prepared with a few commonly used phrases. Committing these to memory can prove very helpful:
>
> Unagi no nojo wa doko desu ka?
> (Where is the eel farm?)
>
> Kono ika o kette mo kamaimasen ka?
> (Do you mind if I kick this squid?)
>
> Kama de asobu na.
> (Don't play in the kiln.)
>
> Watashi no yagi wa byoki de, tasukeru koto ga dekimasu ka?
> (My goat is ill, can you help him?)
>
> Niwa niwa, niwa niwatori ga imasu.
> (There are two chickens in the garden.)
>
> Aoi tabemono o kudasai.
> (Please bring me the blue food.)
>
> Sono saru wa omosugimasu.
> (That monkey is too heavy.)
>
> Sono kaeru o nameru na. Genkaku o okosaseru.
> (Do not lick that frog. It is hallucinogenic.)
>
> Kono dokuso o tabereba, bakuhatsu shimasu.
> (If you eat this plant, you will explode.)
>
> Sorry, can't help myself. When I get feeling good, my humour is very bizarre. Only way to stop me is to hide the computer. :)
poster:ELA
thread:17123
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