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Posted by Willow on May 4, 2002, at 15:49:36
> Probably needs quiet time to come back more balanced.
Thanks for the encouragement! (... I think, is it a good thing?) No matter, what the future brings some people have a way of worming their way into our hearts, huh?
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> Do you think we all jump to the idea that we've been dumped when there are silences or rough patches?With close friends and family, I don't get this feeling, but then you can catch a glimpse of them whenever needed. Here in the cyber world we don't have that luxury.
>In fact, I'm eating enough for two in a body of one, and plan to whack about eight inches off my hair. Now that is bummed.
What are you bummed out about? Spring is here officially!! Are you pregnant? Though I was trying to get pregnant with each pregnancy, once the deed was confirmed I went through this "oh my gosh, what have I done?" phase.
Whenever I been stood up, which I only acknowledge once a year, I go chop my hair off. One year it was so short, I was nicknamed David Bowie. (KidA found the perfect picture.) The good thing about hair is that it always grows back. I think this summer I'm going to go for the Bowie affect, perhaps it'll make me feel like a teenager again. Worse that can happen is I'll look like my son, which can't be that bad.
Best Wishes and hope things brighten up for you!
Whispering Willow
Posted by shar on May 5, 2002, at 5:15:16
In reply to When bummed out ... » shar, posted by Willow on May 4, 2002, at 15:49:36
> Thanks for the encouragement! (... I think, is it a good thing?) ...people have a way of worming their way into our hearts, huh?
> >
YW, Yes and yes!> What are you bummed out about? Spring is here officially!!
ACK! You are making my ears bleed with your happy talk!!
>Are you pregnant?
Not pregnant, just eating for two. Tho I'm starting to look pregnant now, and don't care.
> Best Wishes and hope things brighten up for you!
Ack!! More happy talk!
I'm mainly bummed because life sux so bad and I've been depressed for about 38 years.
You are far too nice and sweet to me,
> Whispering Willow
Posted by Willow on May 5, 2002, at 18:06:29
In reply to Re: When bummed out ... » Willow, posted by shar on May 5, 2002, at 5:15:16
> YW,
What does YW mean? Yes, I was one of those annoying children who asked too many questions.> ACK! You are making my ears bleed with your happy talk!!
Blood sprouting out of ones ears is not a good sign. Have you banged your head recently? I would have this checked out. You sure it's not your nose that's bleeding. Sometimes when my ears are itchy, my nose gets itchy too, and then I'm not quite sure where the itch really is.
> Tho I'm starting to look pregnant now, and don't care.
Bravo for you. I think there is a special K commercial, where guys discuss their hip sizes and blame it on their genes. But I do suspect it is bothering you a bit, being human, and humans being vane creatures.I've declared our home junk food free zone. No potato chips or cookies. Not so much because of calories, but because apparently they have more cholestral (pardon the spelling, I mean the stuff that blocks are arteries.) Plus, the cost of them adds up and my grocery dollar is getting stretched thin because potatoe prices are going so high, almost $5 for a 10lb bag.
Do you have a yard you can rake? I do but after walking the side-effects of past sexual experiences I don't have the umph for raking. So I just make little fires out of piles of twigs and dry leaves. The neighbours must wonder if there is any sanity in my house, but at least it gives them something to converse about.
> Ack!! More happy talk!
It's a side-effect from the drugs I'm on. Now I know the boss is going to ponder wether this post should be on the regular board or over here on social. Being born last in my family, I can't help myself, I'm a habitual pest. I spend my time trying to dream of places to put the whoopy cushion. At my last psych appointment, I blubbered it's cruel to make a person my age try to grow up. But I guess it is never too late to teach an old dog new tricks?
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> I'm mainly bummed because life sux so bad and I've been depressed for about 38 years.
Have you been speaking with KidA? I can't say that I understand. I'm one of those people that are high on life. No matter how many deer I've seen I slow down to watch them each time I see them. Children make me smile, unless I have a headache. Yaada, yaada ... I enjoy sex and am able to have an orgasm.So I too wonder why am I in therapy? I think if I lived alone in the bush somewhere, but then how would I be able to have them orgasms?
I guess this just goes to prove that depression isn't just a state of mind. Even with happy thoughts and talk, it is able to intrude, but at least we get moments of joy, at least I think.
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> You are far too nice and sweet to me,
Oh if you could only read my mind each time Kazoo asks for you by name!!
Well time for me to go eat some more klonopin.Talk again soon.
Winking Willow
Posted by Willow on May 6, 2002, at 7:19:26
In reply to When high on life ..., posted by Willow on May 5, 2002, at 18:06:29
There was this guy who took very good care of his body.
He lifted weights, and jogged six miles everyday. One
morning, he looked in the mirror and admired his body.
He noticed that he was sun-tanned all over, except his
penis, which he decided to do something about.That afternoon he went to the beach, got completely
undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for
his penis.Two old ladies came walking along the beach. Upon seeing
the thing sticking out of the sand, one old lady began to
move it around with her cane, remarking to the other old
lady, saying, "You know, there really is no justice in
the world."The other lady said, "What do you mean by that?"
The old lady said, "Look at that, when I was 20.
I was curious about it, when I was 30, I enjoyed it,
when I was 40, I asked for it,
when I was 50, I paid for it,
when I was 60, I prayed for it,
when I was 70, I forgot about it and now that I'm 80
, the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"Whistling Willow
Posted by Willow on May 6, 2002, at 7:25:02
In reply to When bummed out ... » shar, posted by Willow on May 4, 2002, at 15:49:36
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. " Oh, goodie! Now I will get 3 wishes!," she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "you have been very bad this year and, because of that, I can only give you one wish."
"Lets see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that from all the media coverage - and I don't need money because the book I write will, no doubt, be a best seller. I WOULD like to get rid of these love handles, though. YES, that's it! For my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."
POOF!
And, just like that......................................................................................................................her ears were gone.
Posted by CtrlAlt n Del on May 6, 2002, at 9:29:36
In reply to Thoughts on aging ..., posted by Willow on May 6, 2002, at 7:19:26
Posted by beardedlady on May 6, 2002, at 11:39:26
In reply to Thoughts on aging ..., posted by Willow on May 6, 2002, at 7:19:26
These three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher approached. He opened his coat wide, and the first lady had a stroke. Then the second lady had a stroke. The third one, however, was too far away and couldn't reach it.
beardy : )>
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