Posted by sigismund on January 17, 2014, at 16:56:18
In reply to Re: I hate people, who wants to join the club??, posted by Poet on January 17, 2014, at 15:58:37
We had schoolies here a while ago where people out of school party. I had *just* managed to make it into the supermarket and was pleased to witness a young oaf asking his friend about some bananas as he sniffed them
'How can you tell if these are ripe?'I shop as little as possible. I have actually bought a $1,000 coat I subsequently realised I didn't like.
I can imagine these conversations with my doctor.
'How can I help you?'
'Prescribe me some morphine.'
'Why?'
'I want to buy a coat I like.'
'I can't help you with that. Is there anything else?'
'Prescribe me some amphetamine.'
'Why?'
'I need to buy a mobile phone.'
'Are you serious?'
'I'm afraid so.'
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