Posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
where has everyone been? it seems like you've all been a bunch of snobs ignoring me??? what's the dill, pickles?
now that i got out how i feel, i'll give you the brief of what's going on in my life and why i've been ignoring all of you...
i had another baby. it turned out to be half chicken and half human. finding this hard to explain to mister kk, i'm now SINGLE!!!! YAHOOOO!!! after a brief, but rather passionate affair with mister bob (he TOTALLY will say nothing about this affair, but notice the post WAAAAAY up there, where he says (writes WHATEVER) and i'll recite it from memory 'i adore you kk..blah blah blah something bout being sorry it took him so long to respond to my post, which means that he really misses me SOOOOOO mucvh he can't sleep at might and wanders the streets drunk...)
anywho, what was i thinking again? oh yeah, mister bob and i made sweet lovin on my couch after i got divorced, but he got all 'weird' and i had to say 'look it babe, you gots to go' and he scurried out crying. das ende that chapter in my life (sorry mister bob. you knew i was a horrible gossip when we hooked up!!!!).
so, from there, i met this old f*rt named barack oba-somethign or other??? i don't know, but we were always hiding and he was real cheap, so i had to end it too. i think he might be married as well. maybe i can blackmail him one day, if he ever becomes famous. you guys know anything aobut him?
after that, i saw the error of my ways, called mister kk begging for forgiveness, we are now a family of 4, a man, a tramp, a duck and a chicken.
oh yeah, and i'm going to see RYAN FRICKIN ADAMS on september 29th. YAHOOOOOO for me. this story might be true (the divorce part) on september 29th! the rest, use your radar.
how's everyone else?
miss you guys/gals/ladies/hussies and wonderful people bunches. this summer has been so busy i think that story might actually be true!
kisses,
kk
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