Posted by confuzyq on August 15, 2007, at 22:09:57
In reply to speaking in inches » ConfuzyQ, posted by karen_kay on August 14, 2007, at 11:59:32
1. "It's coming... Wait for it." (Sorry to be a copy cat.)
2. SEAL BREAKER!!!! I had a nice healthy seal of many days going on this posting thing, until you sweet talked a post notication into invading my mailbox!!
3. Again, suggesting self-harm is NOT permitted here. Please refrain from recommending I join myspace, for which I could only free up more Internet time by eliminating my daily pee (ha ha get it, eliminating my daily pee!) and opening of another bag of chips.
4. Oh no, you give me credit for a funny I didn't even mean to make. Followed my analogy through to its admittedly logical conclusion, when I hadn't even done that myself. No that's not what I was referring to in my funny-making about safe cyber, and that little curiosity seems to be a-ok now anyway. And yes I do realize that this one makes no more sense to you at this point than it would to any poor stranger who might have stumbled in here.
5. Don't you HATE it when tornadoes and power failures threaten, but you know you're so unprepared to flee to safety if it's in a public area that you'll just go down with the ship instead?? Ok so that one may not be related.
** puts seal back on (leaving air holes this time and everything) and slithers away **
> must you always speak in inches? well of course you must :)
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> ok, enough dirty talkin for one day. here anyway. check out the origin of babble on the newbies page. i won't tell you where, you have to find it, but i wrote it yesterday, i think. i've been writing a whole lot (what's that mean, you think? STRESS????? med adjustment???? craziness??? i don't know, that's why i'm askign you.)
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> anywhooo...... now i'm cheating on myspace with babble. you really should get an account, you know. then you could see all my nakie pics. (and i really do look good nakie, you know! oh yeah, sometimes i forget that others can read this. i guess that's it for all the dirty talk for now then.
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> i forgot what you said again already, so i'll jsut ignore it and say what i want to (as if i don't already do that, huh?).
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> so, i'm looking pretty good lately. yeah, i said it. are you jealous? you really should be dear. and you know, if you had a myspace account, you could get on my account and see how very good i look. :)
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> i'm going to quit hassling you about it now though, but you really should get one, then we could both cheat on babble together. and then oh THEN!!! i could send you poems daily (if i feel like it). but, i'd send you one, this very second dear.
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> and about 'brigning things back' or whatever you said (even though i coudl easily scroll down and look, but my fingers are very comfortable on the keyboard righ tnow and i have no desire to lift them from the keyborad, thereby loosing my groove and messing up all my 'good spellingness')... you're the one who's known for bringing things back my dear. listen up missy. i can't help it that i like to sleep around. i come from a long line of women who enjoy the company of strange men. it's in my blood baby. from what i hear (from mister bob, no less) you like it too. so, that's sorta like the bottle fo vodka (yuck!) calling another bottle of vodka liquor, no? (sorry didn't know the one aobut the pot and kettle and liquor is always much more entertaining, in my opinion. i'm sure you agree!).
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> so, next time you go around accusing someone of having diseases and such, maybe you should strut your happy *ss on down to planned parenthood and get yourself checked out, ok? you'd be surprised to find out the kind of breeding ground for bacteria you've been hiding all along. (and if you're takign a shot at my old, beaten up computer, then i'll jsut say this... i can't help it if my sister's boyfriend is lookign at porn or something. well, maybe it was me, but still... keep your antivirus stuff (what's that anyway? i don't believe in protection, computer, humans, anything! forgiveness is always easier to ask for than permission. i think that's my motto!) up to date and you wouldn't be getting infections left and right :)
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> yours truly,
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> kk
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> ps. can i make it better? maybe i could send you some pictures? :) (i'm super duper uber sorry, if it was me!) i love you. will you marry me? maybe we can jsut have a wonderful, torrid affair? i'll dump mister bob for you? say you forgive me. oh, good grief, i feel horrible (oh, i'm only kidding, i do feel wonderful, but i feel horrible at the same time!)
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> loves and cheers and jeers too?
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