Posted by karen_kay on April 17, 2007, at 21:23:15
In reply to Jokes!!! Got any?, posted by Phil on April 17, 2007, at 19:24:15
did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
he worked it out with a pencilwant to hear a dirty joke?
a boy fell in a mud puddlewant to hear a clean joke?
a boy took a bath with bubbles.want to hear a dirty joke?
bubbles is the neighbor girl.
and this is where the dead (almost dead, that is) kitten triggers begin.....
what's red and silver and bumps into walls?
a kitten with forks in it's eyes. (hey, i've heard it another way and that one would get a pbc for sure!)
what's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truckfull of kittens?
kittens because you can use pitchforks.
poster:karen_kay
thread:750818
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