Posted by Phil on April 14, 2007, at 18:24:50
In reply to Re: chortle!! » zenhussy, posted by PhytoEstrogen on April 14, 2007, at 14:44:41
PhytoEstrogen..Well, I went {{{{{manic}}}}} a few years back and it manifested itself in the form of yard work. Not just mine, the neighbors too. They didn't even have to ask.
I ate weeds left, I ate them right, I ate them by day, and ate them by night. No weed was safe when I was in sight. I had 6 extension cords all knotted together--I ate in the sunlight, I ate in bad weather. Weeds were packing up, they were movin on--cause I was a human weedeater drone.
I'm out of string!! F***CK!!!I went to the store, they said they couldn't sell. They said I needed rehab, now how could they tell?
I said just a few feet to get that corner area. My pupils were dilated-it was a fit of hysteria.
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO...AH-HAHAHAHAAAAAAA. WHOOPIE!sooo, the doctor said here's a mood stabilizer
You've turned yourself into a dreaded weed-izer
It took away my highs and some of the lows
Now I just sits and watch the weeds grow.Some days I linger--I want off the meds
To regain the glory of whacking weed heads
I could have been the greatest, it was plain to see
Maybe in my next life if hell has weeds.
poster:Phil
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