Posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:37:34
In reply to Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:19:54
> please respond to this part first. Substitute whatever civil word you want in the [brackets]
>
> Stressful event [root canal]
> emotion [rejoicing]
> body part [medulla oblongata]
> adjective[wooden]
> occupation [night watchman]
> verb [hurdling ]
> number [seventeen]
> thing [lightbulb]
> adverb [deftly]
> adjective [burgundy]
> verb [listen]
> thing [piglet]
> substance [gravel]
> bodypart [toenail]
> verb [catapault]
> emotion [mirth ]
> number [0.06]
> type of therapy [physical therapy]
> verb [twist ]
> diagnosis [gingivitis]
> noun [pole]
> adjective [dessicated ]
> adjective [globular]
> noun [raindrop]
> verb [write]
> place [the North Pole ]
> number [one billion]
> verb [roll]
> place [in the milky way ]
> number [three ]
> exclamation [Dang beans!]
> family member [fluffly cat ]
> thing [water bottle]
>
>
> Good Job, now respond to the next post!
>
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Therapist:
So, how are you feeling today after root canal?
Patient:
I am feeling [rejoicing] because my medulla oblongata is wooden. This reminds me of the time when I was working as a night watchman and I hurdled seventeen lightbulbs.T:
Ahhh I see, I can sense that you are deftly burgundy. Have you tried listening to more piglets?Patient:
Well, of course I have. But it's useless because my pdoc prescribed me gravel and it makes my toenail catapault. I just feel so mirthful. I am wondering whether this is like that time 0.06 years ago when we tried the physical therapy, and it made me want to twist? Do you think that is possible? Do you think that person who has gingivitis is the same as a pole?Therapist:
I'm not sure I follow. It sounds like you are dessicated, almost like a globular raindrop writing in the North Pole. I think you need to think about this for at least one billion days and then when I see you next time at noon on armageddon, at the theatre, we can explore these issues further. Please remember to bring your payment next time. I'm billing you for three dollars.Patient:
Dang beans! This always happens to me, oh well, I guess it's because I inherited my fluffly cat's water bottle, and I still haven't come to terms with it.[sorry folks, I missed a few- you'll have to improvise!]
-Li
poster:Lindenblüte
thread:702576
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