Posted by Lou Pilder on August 14, 2006, at 6:53:53
In reply to Re: Lou goes to the pizza parlor, posted by Lou Pilder on August 14, 2006, at 6:04:26
Friends,
So now the robot has his I.Q. raised by 30 points so he came to the counter and said,' Would you like a combo today? You get a drink with a small pizza and a feee order of breadsticks."
I said that I wanted to take out a combo. The robot then said,"thin crust or thick?"
I was amazed at that the robot now had indeed a higher level of thinking.
So I asked him the same question, "Did you take a shower this morning?"
The robot said," sir, robots do not take showers. If they did, there would be great damage to the microchips and and the mother-board."
This is amazing, I thought. So I asked the robot how much the take-out was. The robot said that the price is $8.95 amd if you give me a ten-dollor bill, I will give you back $1.05.
This is incredible, I thought. The manager came out and I asked him if he could replace the card in the robot's head with a card of even a greater I.Q.. He went back and came out ewith another card and said that the new card will rais the robot's I.Q. by another 30 points.
hummmmm
Lou
poster:Lou Pilder
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