Posted by Phil on April 25, 2006, at 8:06:52
A young man named Vito is sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him says, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Vito says, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asks, "Well, did your grandfather eat six candy bars at a time?"
"No, he minded his own f*%king business."
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