Posted by sal0805 on October 22, 2005, at 5:16:15
1. If you mess up your life, press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over.
2. To get your daily exercise just click on "run".
3. If you need a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
4. To get even with your neighbours turn up the sound blaster.
5. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
6. To improve your appearance, adjust the display settings.
7. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
8. If you lose your car keys, click on "find".
9. You wouldn't need car insurance - you'd use your stiffy disk to recover from a crash.
10. If you need assistance with the chores, "help" is just a click away.
11. You could click on "send" and your kids would go to bed immediately.
12. To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
13. Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
14. To correct a mistake, click on "undo".
15. If your wardrobe is getting old, click on "update".
16. If you don't like cleaning the cat's litter box, click on "delete".Sabrina
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