Posted by AdaGrace on April 15, 2005, at 10:20:59
Top 10 reasons to feel like crappola today
#10 - Aunt Flow is here and has been for the entire week.
#9 - My dog went do-do in her food bowl yesterday, WTF is up with that?
#8 - My Gyno is 12 years old and has no concept of hot flashes, night sweats, leaking breasts, excruciatingly long and painful Aunt Flow visits, and head spinning - projectile vomiting episodes that lasts for days.
#7 - I have to have my first breast in a vice test
#6 - I'm having extra chillins this evening and they will stay up all night, eat all my food and literally trash the house.
#5 - I'm still being tracked for internet usage at home. I feel like I'm 12.
#4 - I think I am acting like I am 12
#3 - I want to go have great sex this weekend, but my husband would probably protest too much.
#2 - I was called a f'ing b this week from someone I care about, and it stings so much, and yet I still want to have contact. WTF is up with me?And the #1 reason to feel like crappola today
My deodorant isn't working on this pre-menopausal body and I have no more to re-apply. Oh and one more thing. My feet are sweating a lot lately, so they stink, and I can smell them because I am wearing sandals, which means others can too. And did I mention that I have a crater zit on my cheek. Yeah well, that is another nice feature I have been obtaining every time Aunt Flow visits.
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Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Today
#10 - The phone at work hasn't rang much, and I've made it to 10 am without feeling a panic attack.
#9 - The sun is shining
#8 - I bought new clothes yesterday
#7 - They fit and were comfortable
#6 - I actually looked good in some of them
#5 - My oldest queen has cleaned my kitchen twice this week.
#4 - I have enough money this week to pay a large chunk of the credit card bill
#3 - Mr. Man mowed my yard for me.
#2 - I have two whole days ahead of me where I do not have to go to workand the #1 reason to celebrate today being Friday
#1 - Aunt Flow's visit is almost over. Yeah me.
Ada, can't decide if the glass is half full or half empty, Grace
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