Posted by Atticus on December 11, 2004, at 19:41:26
In reply to this is great, man. anyway, back to our story... » Atticus, posted by alesta on December 11, 2004, at 5:25:13
... you have a sit-down with the cat, because cats are really brilliant at this sort of thing, and besides, the cat is still pretty p*ssed off that the moose chased him all over the house with that toy G.I. Joe combat rifle while the moose was in its mouse form. The cat suggests leaving a decapitated vole on the moose's pillow, but you remind him that it's been done -- he did it to you just this past summer. He then suggests puking into one of the moose's slippers, but again, you tell him that note's been played. Then he comes up with a plan so wonderfully diabolical that you thank God for inventing cats. It involves ...
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