Posted by Bobby on December 7, 2004, at 14:44:37
A man came into work Monday morning with two black eyes. his boss asked, "how did you get those black eyes?" "Well", said the man, "I was at church yesterday and when we stood up to sing hymns, there was a big fat woman in front of me,and I noticed that her dress was lodged in her crack--so I reached down and pulled it out. Then she turned around and punched me in the eye."well, how did you get the other black eye?" asked his boss. The man looked at him and said," Well, I figured that she didn't want it out---so I pushed it back in."
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