Posted by AdaGrace on November 16, 2004, at 7:26:16
In reply to Re: To » just plain jane, posted by Toph on November 16, 2004, at 7:15:13
I am so shocked and amazed.......
Reminds me of something my friend told me about her daughter seeing what she referred to as a "He/She" She told her mother.........My Gawd Mom.......he/she walked like a man but he/she had breasts and a bra!!!!!!
I said, "Oh, it was Pat from "Saturday Night Live"
I certainly hope this post was not offensive to anyone, as I was only trying to be funny. Haven't been for about a week now so I wanted to try, appears I am a tad rusty.
Toph..........I'm sure you are not at the stage where you need a bra. Perhaps a lovely muscle T to enhance the frontal area...........
"grinning at the computer screen"
I'm only kidding, really, I don't mean to be UN-CIVIL!!!!!!!
Geeze, I'm going to get a PBC for this.
AdaGrace
I have an "apron" as my mother used to refer to her sagging stomach that hung down over her AHEM........"area between her legs"
I have "two rocks in two socks"
I have "back fat"
I have "bat wings".........which reminds me.....
I love to show my kids my muscles in my biceps, because this summer work really beefed them up.......so I show them to my kids, and then I begin flapping my arms to let the lose skin jiggle and they are totally disgusted, "Mom, that is soooooo grose"Now Toph dear,
Pick one of the things I mentioned above about me and run with it, and poke fun at it,,,,,run Tohp, Run Like the Wind!!!!!!
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