Posted by IsoM on October 20, 2002, at 2:39:18
In reply to You're supposed to EAT the parrot - not talk to it (nm), posted by =^..^=Jonathan'š Çä† on October 20, 2002, at 0:56:44
Silly cat! Look where learning to type has gotten you! Sure, you might be clever with the latest tech gadgets but did you ever stop to think what would happen to you (or any humans) that tried to grab that parrot? Nooo, I bet not!
One bite from that beak & you'd be dissecting lab material, kitty. And I know that I don't plan on losing a finger to that parrot. And you know what else, kitty? I bet that parrot doesn't shed all over the furniture like you do. Or sleep on its owner's face. Or claw the furniture. Or barf up its owner's favourite plant after eating it onto the expensive carpet .
Besides, have you ever thwarted a potential break-in? But that parrot could be trained to make a wailing siren noise or bark like a ferocious dog to send any thieves running. What would you do, kitty, to scare them off? Threaten to shed on them? Ooooh, I'm so scared, kitty!!
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