Posted by Cass on October 8, 2002, at 17:49:38
In reply to Joke, posted by Cass on October 8, 2002, at 17:42:57
~ TOILET WISDOM ~
> > >
> > > Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
> > > how are you?" --- Rest
> > > stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
> > >
> > >
> > > No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
> > > and tired of putting
> > > up with her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and
> > > Grill, Chapel Hill, North
> > > Carolina
> > >
> > >
> > > Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
> > > ---Women's restroom, The
> > > Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
> > >
> > >
> > > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
> > > testicles, you're going to have
> > > trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last
> > > Resort, Dallas, Texas
> > >
> > >
> > > No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over
> > > mirror in Men's restroom,
> > > Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
> > >
> > >
> > > Beauty is only a light switch away. --- Perkins
> > > Library, Duke University,
> > > Durham, North Carolina.
> > >
> > >
> > > Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
> > > ---The Irish Times,
> > > Washington, DC
> > >
> > >
> > > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
> > > anywhere. ---Written in
> > > the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
> > >
> > >
> > > If voting could really change things, it would be
> > > illegal. --- Revolution
> > > Books, New York, New York
> > >
> > >
> > > Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
> > > doesn't die. ---Men's
> > > restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
> > >
> > >
> > > Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the
> > > urinal. It makes them soggy
> > > and hard to light. ---The Janitor
> > >
> > >
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is
> > > in your hands.
> > > ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
> >
If God had intended women to give blow-jobs, she wouldn’t have given them teeth.
--- Restaurant restroom, Outside of South Hampton, MA
poster:Cass
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