Posted by susan C on September 17, 2001, at 16:51:11
In reply to How to live and act like a real human being..., posted by kid_A on September 17, 2001, at 15:27:23
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> never let them see your cards // cry at funerals // don't cross the street without looking both ways // staty neutral // ignore sudden impulses // trouble lurks around every corner, you should stay at home // become invisible, early, and often // read "things fall apart" by chinua achebe // drown your sorrows with cheap television // superstitions are often true, be wary of mirrors and ladders and salt // when questioned deny everything // choose your own form of mania // drink whiskey from a boot // in movies refer to the good guys as whitey, and the bad guys as injuns // when faced with a great challenge colapse into a fetal position on bedrom floor, wail at top of lungs // discover the beauty of a petal // discover the destruction of a hornet's nest // raka eda ni kaerazu, hakyou futatabe terasazu // don't take anything for granted // paranoia will often save you from an unsafe situation // relive childhood fears through hypnosis // expect abuse of power.stomp your feet and cry,"I wanna go home" // say No NO NO NO NO // plant honeysuckle so the humming birds come to visit your deck and it grows like a tangle and infuses the air with perfume around the entry to your home // Say Yes YES YESSS YES // eat only the very best chocolate you can find // when someone asks, "Who did this?" say, "Not me" // Deny deny deny // Denial is not just a river in Egypt // Never pass up the opportunity to use a toilet
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