Posted by kiddo on June 21, 2001, at 0:50:52
In reply to Re: Kiddo and Jane D, posted by lissa on June 21, 2001, at 0:34:31
> Re: Mania:
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Lissa,Darn, I was really hoping to have that extra 'lift me' component as an add-on option. Do you plan on releasing versions that cover SAD, or GAD?
I make a great crash test dummy, would that allow me to be eligible for a beta discount?
You are a riot!!! I love this, and have printed it off for my Pdoc :-)
> Kiddo,
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> After performing rather elaborate experiments using crash-test dummies, our team of engineers and financial officers decided that the risk-benefit ratio for mania was too high to add it as a component to the Major Depression LE. Researchers are presently investigating the spending and mating habits of a new cohort of dummies to calculate the risk-benefit ratio for the bipolar II-enhanced model. Results will be reported in the Journal of Psychoautomotive Mechanics.
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> > Now are you sure it comes with "one hell of a nerve"? Because I bought the downloadable version over the internet and they had substituted social phobia ...
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> Jane D,
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> You seem to have downloaded the M.D. DeLuxe, not the MDLE. The MD DeLuxe is manufactured by Bert Enterprises, a subsidiary of Sesame Street. As you obviously have acquired Bert's social phobia, you will need to call the Ernie hotline now for friendly assistance with your problem. Be sure to know the letter of the day, the alphabet, and how to say hello and goodbye en espanol when you call.
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