Posted by Phil on June 18, 2001, at 18:28:33
In reply to Great posts, Phil. They're hilarious. (NP), posted by mist on June 18, 2001, at 12:28:50
> > These individual quotes were reportedly taken from
> > actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.
> >
> > (1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached
> > rock bottom.....and has started to dig."
> > (2) "His men would follow him anywhere...but only out of
> > morbid curiosity."
> > (3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
> > (4) "This employee is really not so much of a
> > 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
> > (5) "Works well when under constant supervision and
> > cornered like a rat in a trap."
> > (6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only
> > to change feet."
> > (7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot
> > puddle."
> > (8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
> > (9) "He sets low personal standards and then
> > consistently fails to achieve them."
> > (10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of
> > an idiot."
> > (11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner
> > he starts, the better."
> > (12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to
> > hold it all together."
> > (13) "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an
> > ordinary ignoramus."
> > (14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his
> > pointless."
> > (15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
> > (16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
> > (17) "He's been working with glue too much."
> > (18) "He would argue with a signpost."
> > (19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
> > (20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the
> > room."
> > (21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
> > (22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored,
> > ... he's the other one."
> > (23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover
> > glued on."
> > (24) "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
> > (25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done
> > using it."
> > (26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the
> > train isn't coming."
> > (27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out
> > looking for it."
> > (28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
> > watered twice a week."
> > (29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd
> > get change."
> > (30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the
> > oceans."
> > (31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other
> > sperm to the egg."
> > (32) "One neuron short of a synapse."
> > (33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;.....he
> > only gargled."
> > (34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
> > (35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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