Posted by B Day on November 18, 2000, at 13:39:15
In reply to Re: Amcrassador, posted by shar on November 18, 2000, at 12:03:18
Greetings fellow citizens of Lumptonia!
The Ambassador is not sure WHAT he has been doing this week. It jes' whoooooooooshed by somehow. Ssssssssiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhh!!!
The Ambassador does remember getting a headache from reading all about the problems and blues folks on the board are having these days. He has wanted to say something comforting and helpful to them, but so far has only managed to confuse himself.
However, the Ambassador knows he has managed to enjoy some real fine lumping in recent days which seems to have thoroughly irritated all in his close proximity. Now reinvigorated though, he is about ready to salute the whole bunch with the symbol of our National Bird.
Meanwhile, the Ambassador has added the legendary Peter & Paul ballad (which our darling Shar so beautifully introduced our new National Candies with) to the List Of Important Stuff (included below). He has also been scrutinizing the mysterious new photo of Dr. Bob for its possible implications.
Finally, the Ambassador is greatly anticipating witnessing the creation of this Second Chronicles Of Lumptonia that has now begun!
ONCE AGAIN at your service,
Ambassador B
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Lumptonia's Important List Of Stuff:
* National Nickname: The Chrysalis State ?
* Date of Self-determination: November 2, 2000
* Largest national population: ?
* Capitol: ?
* Total Area: ?
* Size: ?
* Driving Time: ?
* Highest Point: The Hypomanian Range ?
* Lowest point: Death Valley ?
* Average Weather: Gloomy ?
* Average Sunrise: ? (no one will probably ever know)
* Average Sunset: ?* National Government: Lumpocracy ?
* National Armed Forces: Our All Female Volunteer Militia
* National Peace Corps: All Male Female Service (mandatory induction)
* National Law Enforcement Constable: Sterling (the Whip) CPE
* National Religion: Lumpism
* National Flag: (we need a final description)
* National Motto: Ssssiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhh! Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhewww!
* National Badge Of Honor: Sticky Brown Lips
* National Anthem: The Scar-Mangled Banter
* National Song: Lumptonia The Pupatal
* National Ditty/Jingle: The Almond Joy/Mounds Theme
* National Military Hymn: The Scares Of Schizophrene
* National Dance: The Lumptonian Shuffle Side to side ?
* National Walk: The Lumptonian Shuffle To and Fro ?
* National Pastime: Lumping (aka: couching, coccooning)
* National Sport: Depression Derby at Lumptonian Downs
* National Exercise: Mouse or remote-control clicking)
* National Olympics: (these still need to be added)
* National Uniform: Sweats with fluffy slippers
* National Holiday: Halloween
* National Fable: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow* National Animal: The Rocking Horse
* National Mascot: The Tortoise
* National Mammal: The Sloth
* National Reptile: The Tortoise
* National Bird: The Bird
* National Fish: ?
* National Insect: The Butterfly
* National Tree: ?
* National Flower: ?
* National Gift: Lump Baskets
* National Drink: Red Wine (since coffee is like oxygen to us)
* National Food: Chocolate
* National Candy Bars: Almond Joy and Mounds
* National Cuisine: Chocolate, Triple Brie (or any other cheese), pie, Diet Coke 4, Milk, Potatoes, GF International Coffees, Nestle's Quick, Hersey's Syrup (need to add others)
poster:B Day
thread:2839
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20001117/msgs/2854.html