Posted by pullmarine on November 17, 2000, at 13:03:20
In reply to Re: The Hundred Dollar Visit, posted by pullmarine on October 18, 2000, at 1:49:05
THE SANE MAN KILLS
The sane man kills
The madman kills
The general and soldier killThe sane man is jailed and electrocuted
The madman is locked up and medicated
The soldier and the general get promoted
> The Hundred Dollar Visit
>
> A man went to a doctor
> and sat down in a chair
> and the shrink he said,
> 'now tell me sir,
> why does it hurt and where?'
> And the patient said 'I will tell you no lie,
> I've a painful hole right here in my life
> and he opened his heart so wide, so wide
> that the doctor, for 100 bucks,
> he climbed right inside
> and said 'ho ho ho ho, now isn't this fun!'
> as he tried his costly chemicals one by one.
> And the patient cried, 'you're hurting me so.
> Please put down your pills and let me go'
> But the shrink he replied with a 'HO HO HO!
> I've still a dozen psycho-active pills to go.'
> 'OOPS! That's the wrong one, I do confess,
> but what's one psychotic nerve more or less?'
> Then suddenly the door went 'Bam!'
> And the patient was gone despite his doctor's plan
> Where he went, one can only guess
> To north or south or east or west
> he left no forwarding address,
> but what's one psycho more or less?
>
> based on a poem by shell silverstein.
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