Posted by B Day on November 16, 2000, at 21:08:40
In reply to Re: Time to get back to the business of the nation?, posted by coral on November 16, 2000, at 19:33:47
> National Sport: Depression Derby at Lumptonian Downs
> National Uniform: Sweats with fluffy slippers
> National Holiday: Halloween
> National Fable: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
>
> Sterling (The Whip) CPE
>Thank you dearest Coral, Sterling CPE,
It is amazing how you just "whipped" all that out!! The Ambassador has included your entries into the new list below.
On a personal note the Ambassador would like to say that it feels good to be back in his right mind and is looking forward ONCE AGAIN to working his cherished Co-Ambassador to build a better Lumptonia: the nation that knows NOT pregnant chads.
Your fellow Southerner and servant,
Ambassador B
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Luptonia's List Of Important Stuff:
* National Nickname: The Chrysalis State ?
* Date of Self-determination: November 2, 2000
* Largest national population: ?
* Capitol: ?
* Total Area: ?
* Size: ?
* Driving Time: ?
* Highest Point: The Hypomanian Range ?
* Lowest point: Death Valley ?
* Average Weather: Gloomy ?
* Average Sunrise: ? (no one will probably ever know)
* Average Sunset: ?* National Government: Lumpocracy ?
* National Armed Forces: Our All Female Volunteer Militia
* National Peace Corps: All Male Female Service (mandatory induction)
* National Law Enforcement Constable: Sterling (the Whip) CPE
* National Religion: Lumpism
* National National Flag: (we need a final, heartfelt description)
* National Motto: Ssssiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhh! Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhewww!
* National Badge Of Honor: Sticky Brown Lips
* National Anthem: The Scar-Mangled Banter
* National Song: Lumptonia The Pupatal
* National Military Hymn: The Scares Of Schizophrene
* National Dance: The Lumptonian Shuffle Side to side ?
* National Walk: The Lumptonian Shuffle To and Fro ?
* National Pastime: Lumping (aka: couching, coccooning)
* National Sport: Depression Derby at Lumptonian Downs
* National Exercise: Mouse or remote-control clicking)
* National Olympics: (these still need to be added)
* National Uniform: Sweats with fluffy slippers
* National Holiday: Halloween
* National Fable: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow* National Animal: The Rocking Horse
* National Mascot: The Tortoise
* National Mammal: The Sloth
* National Reptile: The Tortoise
* National Bird: The Bird
* National Fish: ?
* National Insect: The Butterfly
* National Tree: ?
* National Flower: ?
* National Gift: Lump Baskets
* National Drink: Red Wine (since coffee is like oxygen to us)
* National Food: Chocolate
* National Cuisine: Chocolate, Triple Brie (or any other cheese), pie, Diet Coke 4, Milk, Potatoes, GF International Coffees, Nestle's Quick, Hersey's Syrup (need to add others)
poster:B Day
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