Posted by B Day on November 7, 2000, at 20:01:36
In reply to Re: whispering to Mr. Ambassador, posted by coral on November 7, 2000, at 18:15:09
> Our poor, dear Mr. Ambassador,
>
> ::::whispering softly :::: Hormones is another word that'll keep you in the dog house
>Sssshhhhhhhheeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!! ONCE AGAIN, The Ambassador would like to apologize for his MOST RECENT poor choice of wording which he directed to the femininery of Lumptonia.
> -- surely you've heard the phrase "I have PMS and a .38"?
>(shiver) The Sterling Couch Person Extraordinaire is scaring the Ambassador. He wishes the CPE to know that he REALLY MEANS IT when he says he is sorry.
> I, too, suffer from the malady of hoof-in-mouth disease. There are times I only open my mouth to exchange feet.
>The Ambassador so enjoys the gentle way the Sterling CPE raises hell with him.
> We, and quite certainly I speak for other female Lumptonians, understand the true nature of males, especially ones who are stock-piling chocolate and whipped cream.
>The Ambassador would like to say that he feels misunderstood, but of course he can not say that.
> And, we also understand the great sacrifice you and Greg (our esteemed HavenMaster) have made, in offering to be on-call for all single female Lumptonians.
>It is the least we could do? Is it not the role of Ambassadors such as the Havenmaster and myself to be piecemakers.
> Such sacrifice should not go unrewarded and unless I am stoned for my forwardness, I encourage you to come out of the dog house.
>Even as you speak, I am sticking halfway out of it.
> We are all so touched to know that you two would actually get off the couch . . . you know, this isn't coming out quite the way I meant it, so..... rather than risk my most pristine motives from being misunderstood, I shall hush.
>
> Sterling (somewhat tarnished) CPENot ever having been particularly attracted to it and being largely unfamiliar with its needs and anatomy, the Ambassador has never attempted to get off his couch.
Perhaps though he will try with the hourglass shaped lamp on his table which seems to have an element of danger about itself is l@@kin' especially goooood at the moment.
No doubt about it. The Ambassador needs to call his Pdoc tomorrow.
Ambassador B
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