Posted by B Day on November 4, 2000, at 16:05:29
In reply to Re: Sloths are cuter..., posted by Noa on November 4, 2000, at 10:42:03
> Don't like chocolate? No bother. Potatoes are our second national food, best eaten on the couch, of course.
>Within reasonable bounds, the people of Lumptonia are admirably tolerant. I view this as a sign that our society is rapidly advancing in withdrawal.
> Further alternatives? Anything instant or eaten straight out of the can. Or on paper plates, of course, because dish washing is severely restricted.
>...and they are wise beyond their ears as well!
> We don't need a pledge with a salute, just swear on your sacred pillow that you will bring honor to the legacy of the lump.
>A great lump can be built upon this so simple, but strong foundation.
> One test of loyalty and patriotism is the telephone ring endurance test: how many rings can you withstand without so much as a flinch of muscle, blink of eye, or peeking out from under your afghan cave?
>Now that's a real test of a Lumptonian's metal; one possibly worthy of consideration as a national sport?!
> Another good test? Are the shades up or down?
Amen! We can never be to wary of the possibility of exposure to sunlight.
> Do you have the obligatory shrine in the bedroom? You know, the mound of dirty laundry?
>This is right at the very heart of Lumpism. Myself, I have several such shrines in various parts of the house my cave is in.
Noa, you expound the nature of Lumpism with painterly skill!
I feel as though I'm witnessing a great gathering. So many are coming together from far and wide to jointly embrace their lumpistic heritage. As near as I can tell so far, aside from myself, they are all females.
The ambassador finds this MOST agreeable!
Ambassador B
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