Posted by Lisa Simpson on November 2, 2000, at 5:01:00
In reply to Re: Favorite quotations. please add yours!, posted by shar on November 2, 2000, at 0:03:07
Groucho Marx:
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Room Service? Send up a larger room.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
I never forget a face - but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
And my personal favourite:
"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana".
poster:Lisa Simpson
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