Posted by Poet on February 18, 2006, at 11:31:31
In reply to 10 reasons u dont want to sleep with u shrink, posted by zebracrossing on February 17, 2006, at 2:05:36
10 We both won't fit on the love seat
9 Rug burns
8 I don't want to have sex with anybody
7 Would I feel guilty for faking it?
6 Would I have to be honest with her that I faked it? I mean, we're supposed to be honest in therapy and not lie.
5 How would the session end *well, that was a disappointing experiment, see you next week?*
4 Did I mention that we're both female and that makes it awkward, 'cause I know I'm straight, though I'm not sure about her...I am pretty cute, so of course she's hot for me. (ROFL- see #9)
3 I know I'd be waiting for the pizza delivery guy to knock on her office door and join us like in a bad porn scene.
2 They'd probably go at it and I'd just be sitting there eating cold pizza.
1 The insurance company would challenge paying for the session as they don't cover sex therapy. Or pizza.
Poet
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