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Posted by AdaGrace on April 15, 2005, at 10:20:59
Top 10 reasons to feel like crappola today
#10 - Aunt Flow is here and has been for the entire week.
#9 - My dog went do-do in her food bowl yesterday, WTF is up with that?
#8 - My Gyno is 12 years old and has no concept of hot flashes, night sweats, leaking breasts, excruciatingly long and painful Aunt Flow visits, and head spinning - projectile vomiting episodes that lasts for days.
#7 - I have to have my first breast in a vice test
#6 - I'm having extra chillins this evening and they will stay up all night, eat all my food and literally trash the house.
#5 - I'm still being tracked for internet usage at home. I feel like I'm 12.
#4 - I think I am acting like I am 12
#3 - I want to go have great sex this weekend, but my husband would probably protest too much.
#2 - I was called a f'ing b this week from someone I care about, and it stings so much, and yet I still want to have contact. WTF is up with me?And the #1 reason to feel like crappola today
My deodorant isn't working on this pre-menopausal body and I have no more to re-apply. Oh and one more thing. My feet are sweating a lot lately, so they stink, and I can smell them because I am wearing sandals, which means others can too. And did I mention that I have a crater zit on my cheek. Yeah well, that is another nice feature I have been obtaining every time Aunt Flow visits.
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Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Today
#10 - The phone at work hasn't rang much, and I've made it to 10 am without feeling a panic attack.
#9 - The sun is shining
#8 - I bought new clothes yesterday
#7 - They fit and were comfortable
#6 - I actually looked good in some of them
#5 - My oldest queen has cleaned my kitchen twice this week.
#4 - I have enough money this week to pay a large chunk of the credit card bill
#3 - Mr. Man mowed my yard for me.
#2 - I have two whole days ahead of me where I do not have to go to workand the #1 reason to celebrate today being Friday
#1 - Aunt Flow's visit is almost over. Yeah me.
Ada, can't decide if the glass is half full or half empty, Grace
Posted by partlycloudy on April 15, 2005, at 14:47:37
In reply to Friday 10 (Good AND Bad), posted by AdaGrace on April 15, 2005, at 10:20:59
10. Only cried once at work today.
9. Skipped the mascara, so #10 didn't look as bad as it could have.
8. T called me for a phone consult I asked for.
7. She told me I am STRONG.
6. She told me I am CAPABLE.
5. She told me I am SMART.
4. She asked me to consider working part time to relieve my work stress.
3. My husband did NOT tell me to Buck Up!
2. Babble saved my heart and soul again.
1. As ever - jyl.Sorry, I have no room for a BAD list.
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