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Posted by Kaarina on April 20, 2002, at 14:55:01
> The day I consult with an on-line psychiatrist, or any doctor for that matter, will also be the day I purchase the "Bob Barker Do-It-Yourself Brain Transplant Kit," and use it!
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> The whole idea is ridiculous, ludicrous and silly, and cheapens, as well as lessens, the quality and image of the profession. And shame, shame on physicans who advocate, promote or condone such such a dreadful thing.
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> Gimme some of that old time medicine any day. Ain't nothing like the real thing in any of life's experiences.
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> kazooKAZOO
I so agree with you as always (almost.) This could apply to most professions that rely on human contact, including the oldest profession in the world, which could be classified as a form of therapy, n'est pas!
Body for rent! (Going cheap, with no strings attached.) Any bidders?
Witchy Willow
Posted by kazoo on April 21, 2002, at 0:41:54
In reply to Re: Psychiatrist Online?, posted by Kaarina on April 20, 2002, at 14:55:01
> > The day I consult with an on-line psychiatrist, or any doctor for that matter, will also be the day I purchase the "Bob Barker Do-It-Yourself Brain Transplant Kit," and use it!
> >
> > The whole idea is ridiculous, ludicrous and silly, and cheapens, as well as lessens, the quality and image of the profession. And shame, shame on physicans who advocate, promote or condone such such a dreadful thing.
> >
> > Gimme some of that old time medicine any day. Ain't nothing like the real thing in any of life's experiences.
> >
> > kazoo
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> KAZOO
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> I so agree with you as always (almost.) This could apply to most professions that rely on human contact, including the oldest profession in the world, which could be classified as a form of therapy, n'est pas!
>
> Body for rent! (Going cheap, with no strings attached.) Any bidders?
>
> Witchy WillowDon't you forget anything? (that's a question, not a simple statement)
When did that idiot KAZOO say that? (not to mention "why")You have to understand something: there is "kazoo" and then there is "KAZOO."
Do you see the difference? (another question)That other "KAZOO" is my evil twin who only comes out at night in red, sequined pumps, tap dancing down the interstate to Barry Manilow melodies.
I can't tell you how many times people have mixed us up, especially the closeted cops, who get off on the "pumps" now and then.But let us now praise famous men, the proud civil servant, who now references the public as "civilians." What's the deal with this action? I don't remember extending the Welcome Wagon to the new "SS."
kazoo (and not KAZOO)
Posted by Kaarina on April 21, 2002, at 16:23:36
In reply to Re: Psychiatrist Online? Only when I sit. » Kaarina, posted by kazoo on April 21, 2002, at 0:41:54
> Body for rent! (Going cheap, with no strings attached.) Any bidders?
So I guess the answer is NO! What if it was free?
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> Don't you forget anything?There was a time when my memory was very unforgiving, though as you so fondly like to point out with age I'm losing parts of it as freely as you seem to be dropping your teeth. (I still have a full set intact, colouring slightly changed from when they first errupted, and I do promise not to use them in a malicious manner. Ear lobes and shoulders aren't included in this waiver.)
> When did that idiot KAZOO say that? (not to mention "why")
You signed kazoo, and I yelled KAZOO. Why? Perhaps part of you likes real human contact?
> You have to understand something: there is "kazoo" and then there is "KAZOO."
> Do you see the difference? (another question)Yes I completely understand. This kazoo has no sense of adventure left in him. No room for in his heart for a little willow. (So why did you page? Don't you hate it when someone answers a question with a question!)
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> That other "KAZOO" is my evil twin who only comes out at night in red, sequined pumps, tap dancing down the interstate to Barry Manilow melodies.Are you trying to let me down easily, by saying that you prefer men? No need, Precious, there's only so much this little heart can take.
New SS, are you getting paranoid? Perhaps you could ask for a new rx to calm your delusions. I don't know if it'll work, but it's sure to quiet one, not that I like it when you are quiet.
> kazoo (and not KAZOO)
Kaarina (and not Willow)
ps the more insight i get into myself, the more i find myself not liking what i see is this normal or is it the depressive in me BOO-Hoo
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