Posted by raisinb on May 12, 2009, at 13:46:59
In reply to what should the T-shirts say?, posted by obsidian on May 10, 2009, at 20:01:24
"Psychoanalysis causes lip cancer."
"The surgeon general says to lay off the couch."
"This lightbulb no longer wants to change."
"Give me back my $150. With that and a loyal customer discount, I could've had you killed by now."
"Transfer this, punk!" (obscene gesture pictured)
"My Ph.D. beat up your Ph.D."
"If I have so much ego strength, why haven't I thrown you out the window yet?"
"Oh yeah I've got BPD--Butt pain from my doctor."
"Therapy--the fastest way to lose friends and alienate people."
"My dog ate my CBT homework." Or, "My dog ate my unconscious. I think I'll have to get him neutered now." (sorry, that one was a little sick :))
"Therapy--the one place where the customer is always wrong."
"Oedipus might be blind, but he knows a stupid interpretation when he hears one."
"Freud, Kohut, and Otto Rank all walk into a bar...we can only assume the head injuries were to blame for all these stupid theories."
poster:raisinb
thread:895085
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/psycho/20090421/msgs/895380.html