Posted by Racer on March 25, 2004, at 19:25:49
In reply to Re: LOL! If only that were true!, posted by Fallen4myT on March 25, 2004, at 16:51:09
LOL! Had to tell this one on myself:
The night before one of the big presidential campaign debates in 1992, my best friend's daughter ran away from home -- and had the good sense to come straight to me. Now, she was not a kid, she was grown up, married, etc. So, she needed an ear, and I had two to offer. She showed up with a bottle of Jaegermeister, and we guzzled that sucker down. Next day, I was hung over like a big dog, and MISERABLE. Not only that, she was so sick I had to drive her to her mother's in her car, leaving me with no way home until someone could drive me. That was OK, though, since I was too sick to care, and wanted to see the debate. (I didn't have a TV.)
Semi-comatose -- meaning, I really wished I was comatose so that I wouldn't feel so bad -- I opened my eyes to see what was happening, and flashed on what each of the three debaters would be like in bed! For giggles, here's the assessment:
Ross Perot: He's on top, arms straight, holding his body above me, while lecturing me on his economic plans! I don't think so, buster.
George H. W. Bush: looking for purple spray paint, swinging from the chandelier, totally weird and wild -- so that he could have a good story for the guys at the club later on. Nope, sorry charlie.
Bill Clinton: Exuberant, animalistic, just plain enjoying himself. Yeah, you'll do 'til one comes along.
So, that's my semi-funny story for you. Silly me, huh?
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