Posted by Jay_Bravest_Face on November 10, 2008, at 20:58:13
In reply to Replenishing the earth, posted by Sigismund on November 10, 2008, at 1:21:12
Ya, and over-population is a MAJOR problem! Once again, 'Humans' have *&^%ed it all up. Use a (insert very, very bad 'F' word here) condom! Man to man, women and men, who give a sheet.People in Western countries seem not to care when an earthquake kills 30,000 people in Iran. Us 'Westerners' think we have a right to overpopulate, pollute, just trash the planet the way we trash a Big Mac wrapper. Well, good ole' Maama Nature is not liking it, and is fighting back. Hurricanes, tornadoes, flooding, all components of Global Warming. (Oh, and for any doubters, go tell the folks at NASA that you think they are just all silly folks getting hot and bothered over some tiny thing. Heck, we don't need all that Science 'stuff', we got 'Little House on the Prairie' and Col. Saunders!!) Here are the words to a song that explains it all...it's a song called *ssh*l* (Everybody knows one of these..lol.:)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an *ssh*l*)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that *ssh*l*
And it turns out it was him
What an *ssh*l*!
Jay :)
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