Posted by freedom2001 on November 18, 2002, at 21:56:25
Singapore 1st April 2007
It is April Fool's Day.
In a surprise bold announcement at the World New Drug Development Convention HyperDome in Singapore, Lily and Sunflower Corporation, the 400 billion dollar pharmeutical giant, told 12,500 delegates, researchers, politicians, reporters and scientists that it is near to the launch of a radically new anti depression and anti OCD drug.
The drug has been under extremely secret development since 1999 and is now in Phase IV clinical trials. Low dosages of the drug effectively treats depressive patients. The response rate was 97%.
Higher dosages treat OCD, with response rate at 92% for significantly improved patients. The other 8% reported moderate improvements. Reported side effects were uncontrollable laughing, gossiping and chatting that can be stopped by augmenting the drug with Clonazepam 1 mg.
The new drug will be called Miraclec as it symbolises A Miracle for the people of the United States.Lily and Sunflower would not disclose exactly in detail how the Miraclec works but a secret document leaked from the FDA has disclosed the following information.
Miraclec works by increasing GABA by 200-300%, which produces a calming effect similar to gabapentin and xanax. Miraclec inhibits certain exhitory acids such as glutanic acid. There is no risk of addiction, dependence and tolerance. It also increases 40% more serotonin than the conventional fluoxetine, making it the most potent GABASRI among the SSRIs. Miraclec also reduces cortisol and histamine levels significantly. The other isomer of Miraclec can be manipulated to either increase or decrease dopamine levels. So there are two types of Miraclec, Miraclec HD (high dopamine) and Miraclec LD (low dopamine). Together, these effects produce significant relieve of symptoms in depressive and OCD patients.
If you wish to see this drug come true, please write to all the giant drug manufacturers to have it produced.
Thank you and best regards,
ALIVE.
* In a surprise twist, Lily and Sunflower Corporation declares that there is no HD and LD versions of Miraclec. Part of Miraclec contains a chemical composition similar to Aripiprazole. Aripiprazole is believed to exhibit potent partial agonism of D2 dopamine receptors, and is also associated with partial agonism of 5HT1A serotonin receptors and antagonism of 5HT2A serotonin receptors. This medication's goal is to reduce hyperactive dopamine neurons that mediate psychosis and at the same time enhance underactive dopamine neurons that mediate negative and cognitive symptoms (mesocortical pathway).So Miraclec's dopamine capabilities include the ability to increase or decrease the dopamine levels as and when necessary according to the subject's brain. The natural auto regulation of dopamine in Miraclec, along with its GABA, serotogenic, cortisol and histamine regulation represents a significant breakthrough in the treatment of depression and OCD.
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