Posted by Phil on July 23, 2003, at 8:27:32
In reply to Both a youse...., posted by Greg on July 23, 2003, at 7:33:06
Don't want anyone to miss this joke.
Greg, when you said talking is good, an intelligent thought passed through my mind, first in 7 years.
We should get about 15 people to tell their stories of their experience with the most vile little disease in the world. No, not Herpes, depression / bipolar, etc.
Put it into book form, jazz it up some, then 15 people could do a bus tour promoting the book. I envision the bus painted with all the psychotropic meds. On the back, we probably pay homage to Prozac, big capsule.
And we will name the book,_____________________?
We would have to identify the 15 most compelling stories here and hide this from Dr. Bob cause he'll bust us for copyright stuff. So, nobody tell him, okay? Cool. Joke:I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!""Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the
Lord?"He said, "Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed
Baptist Church of God?"He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879,
or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
---Emo Philips
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