Posted by Phil on May 8, 2002, at 7:13:47
darts are temporarily cancelled since Shar stuck one in the back of Phil's head. He won't let the staff remove it. Senile geezer, thinks he's Steve Martin.
It's not so bad she buried that dart but she was winding up for the 2nd pitch.
Remember, Lawrence Welk records Saturday night for the dance.
Bubbles everywhere.
Checkers has been cancelled since the bigot, we won't mention names, swallowed all the black checkers. You can certainly hear when he hits the bathroom at 5 a.m.
Dr. Bob won't be stopping by this week. He's upset about someone putting acid in the punch bowl. He's actually a poster now at babble.
Tonights Mexican food night so with your meds, take that Beano. As we say here, better to nip a problem in the bud rather than watch the men have another contest. There are just too many 'accidents' though we all know how fun it is.
The record of 23 seconds still stands.
Oh hell, Shar snuck some more whisky in, thinks she's Betty Davis again.Another day at Mellow Yellow nursing home. Our slogan everybody at once now," SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE HERE TOO YOU LITTLE SHRIMP!! Thank you.
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