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Posted by Phillipa on February 7, 2009, at 19:23:19
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone). » SLS, posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 16:39:16
Okay Declan your turn. Did Declan take the MAO cocktail? Love PJ
Posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:11:57
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone). » Sigismund, posted by Phillipa on February 7, 2009, at 19:23:19
{If we click on the INCLUDE THIS POST button, the whole story will be there} Just erase this part & include the part after the .......s below
....................At that point 2 things happened simultaneously:
1) Everyone present heard an eerie version of Dr. Bob's voice echoing "Did I hear someone mention paddles??? PLEASE BE CIVIL & do not say or DO anything that could hurt someone else's feelings"
2) Declan had said, "I can sense a MAOI nortriptylline cocktail coming my way."
Kath, who was sitting on the sofa next to his now alert body, said, "I have NO idea what that is!!! I heard weed mentioned & I'm sure my son could hook us up with some of THAT. But Dec - I'll see what I can do for you." With that, she went into the kitchen, scratching her head & trying to figure out whose house they were in, anyway!
Posted by Phillipa on February 7, 2009, at 20:17:33
In reply to The story continues.............., posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:11:57
And Kath then got some weed and began to smoke it. She became strange and fell on the floor. Now two patients. What to do where's that doc? Phillipa
Posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:28:03
In reply to The story continues.............., posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:11:57
At that point 2 things happened simultaneously:
1) Everyone present heard an eerie version of Dr. Bob's voice echoing "Did I hear someone mention paddles??? PLEASE BE CIVIL & do not say or DO anything that could hurt someone else's feelings"
2) Declan had said, "I can sense a MAOI nortriptylline cocktail coming my way."
Kath, who was sitting on the sofa next to his now alert body, said, "I have NO idea what that is!!! I heard weed mentioned & I'm sure my son could hook us up with some of THAT. But Dec - I'll see what I can do for you." With that, she went into the kitchen, scratching her head & trying to figure out whose house they were in, anyway!
And Kath then got some weed and began to smoke it. She became strange and fell on the floor. Now two patients. What to do where's that doc?
Phillipa stood up abruptly from the easy chair she'd been lounging in. Hands on hips, she announced, "Oh this is ridiculous. This isn't much of a party if everyone is just doing drugs & collapsing! Oh look, here comes TC, and who is that chasing after her?"
Posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 22:17:53
In reply to The story continues.............., posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:11:57
Declan woke up and thought he better keep away from the meds, so he followed Kath into her kitchen saying 'What do you keep in here? I thought we were at KKs, but it's still the same continent. Where's that son of yours?'
Posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 22:19:29
In reply to Re: The story continues.............., posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:28:03
>Oh this is ridiculous. This isn't much of a party if everyone is just doing drugs & collapsing!
A voice came from the kitchen
'But that is the point".
Posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 0:46:27
In reply to Re: The story continues.............. » Kath, posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 22:19:29
And then Bob decided he wanted some weed and began hoarding it all for himself which made Declan very angry and he swung his arms up in the air and hit Bob over the head and got the weed back and started laughing. Phillipa
Posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 0:48:32
In reply to Re: The story continues.............., posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 0:46:27
And Phillipa with hands on hips said uh oh we're all going to get a please be civil and ran out of the room looking for doc Scott for a prescription for a cocktail of anything he could think up .
Posted by Kath on February 8, 2009, at 17:47:15
In reply to Re: The story continues.............., posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 0:48:32
In response to the whole situation, & Declan's comments in general, Kath said,
"I REALLY think we need a change of venue here. This is a little too close to home for me, being that it apparently IS my home! Here I thought we were at kk's!!! Let's get everybody together & head for Toronto. Larry lives down there; maybe we can call him up or something & think of somewhere interesting to go."
"Come on gang - TC, Scott, Phillipa, Dec, everyone else - let's go. We can walk out to catch the Viva bus & head down Yonge Street (which, in case you didn't know, is the longest street in the World). Anybody gotta pee before we go? And DON'T raid my medicine chest either!"
Posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 19:15:21
In reply to Larry? kk? Anyone want to join? Goin' to Toronto, posted by Kath on February 8, 2009, at 17:47:15
But Phillipa especially hates the cold weather and decides to stay in the nice warm house and raid the medicine cabinet of any and all drugs. And then hits the liquor cabinet. Meanwhile Lar calls and says he wants to come to Kath's house and meet the great doc Scott and Declan the witty miracle of mankind. Phillipa
Posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:48:53
In reply to Re: Larry? kk? Anyone want to join? Goin' to Toronto, posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 19:15:21
But they are all outside heading for the oncoming bus when they hear "ROAD TRIP" it was Jade. She was very indignant at first because she always gets scolded for wanting to have fun.....and they were going to leave without her!...sniff sniff. But they tell her she can come so she and her Parnate join the party....do the others make it out of the house in time? Here comes the bus! The suspense....
Posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:53:50
In reply to Re: Larry? kk? Anyone want to join? Goin' to Toronto » Phillipa, posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:48:53
Thats when they all decide it might behoove them to have THE LARRY HOOVER along.....Hold that bus!!!
Posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:58:05
In reply to Re: Larry? kk? Anyone want to join? Goin' to Toronto, posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:53:50
Posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 0:25:14
In reply to Re: Next????? (nm), posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:58:05
Posted by Sigismund on February 9, 2009, at 1:34:37
In reply to Re: TORONTO OR BUST (nm), posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 0:25:14
'If someone knows someone in Toronto I'll go there after I go to the bathroom, where is it actually?.
'But if nobody does, I want *out* of the anglosphere. How about Quebec City?'
Posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 3:03:57
In reply to Re: TORONTO OR BUST, posted by Sigismund on February 9, 2009, at 1:34:37
As Sigismund was given directions to Kath's bathroom,
the rest pondered there destination. Quebec City was sounding good....to some.....would there be a brawl over Toronto vs. Quebec City? Was there a plot brewing to get someone blo*ked so they couldnt vote......?As it turned out Sigismund requires a good amount of time in the bathroom so the lenthy debate began....
Posted by Kath on February 9, 2009, at 12:52:01
In reply to Re: TORONTO OR ..................TROUBLE, posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 3:03:57
Kath said "Skip this bus - we can catch the next one when we decide where to go. I vote for Quebec City except it's as cold as the Arctic there in winter!!! Although I guess they have a winter Festival & the French Canadians SURE are fun!!"
Posted by Phillipa on February 9, 2009, at 21:54:11
In reply to Quebec perhaps??, posted by Kath on February 9, 2009, at 12:52:01
Phillipa and Scott and Kath finally decides no more cold hey change of plans lets head to Florida. And Kath is not sure if she needs a passport. But wait the US people didn't to enter Canada are they now all stuck in the cold forever. And Declan's pee is now yellow snow out the bathroom window. We must teach this man some decency!!!! What's wrong with Declan now? Oh no hope no paddles needed for a frozen pee pee. Lar wants to come too. And he starts driving over the border leaving the others to fend for themselves. What will happen suspense building????
Posted by Kath on February 10, 2009, at 15:13:10
In reply to Re: Quebec perhaps??, posted by Phillipa on February 9, 2009, at 21:54:11
> Phillipa and Scott and Kath finally decides no more cold hey change of plans lets head to Florida. And Kath is not sure if she needs a passport. But wait the US people didn't to enter Canada are they now all stuck in the cold forever. And Declan's pee is now yellow snow out the bathroom window. We must teach this man some decency!!!! What's wrong with Declan now? Oh no hope no paddles needed for a frozen pee pee. Lar wants to come too. And he starts driving over the border leaving the others to fend for themselves. What will happen suspense building????
Everyone agrees Florida is a WAY better idea & Kath say's "I still have a Fairy Wand from my 'Fairy Ball' years ago. Let's just use it to take care of the passport thing - in fact it must have been secretly working for all you non-Canucks to be here in the first place!" So everyone, including decent/non-decent; civilized/non-civilized, treck down the street (now visible as lots of snow has melted). Wonder if the neighbours are looking out the windows? Did anyone ever SEE such a Motley Crue!.....Kath, as usual, too lazy to tie up her boot laces,.....
Posted by Sigismund on February 10, 2009, at 17:35:41
In reply to Border-Hopping! Hop Aboard! Add you creativity, posted by Kath on February 10, 2009, at 15:13:10
>Everyone agrees Florida is a WAY better idea
Not Declan.
"I'm not going to Florida, no way.
I'll get to the border and go south from there.
I can learn Spanish in La Paz or Cuszco."
Posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 19:14:22
In reply to Re: Border-Hopping! Hop Aboard! Add you creativity, posted by Sigismund on February 10, 2009, at 17:35:41
As Jade is having an unusually distasteful temper tantrum about not be able to see Qeubec and going to Florida where she has been 127 times, inwardly she is puzzled, not surprized, by how this man they call SIGISMUND can learn Spanish in such a short amount of time.(She secretly envies his great intellect and covets it for her own....>;-( Will this fade or is Sigismund on to her...
Posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 19:33:23
In reply to Re: Border-Hopping! Hop Aboard! Add you creativity, posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 19:14:22
> As Jade is having an unusually distasteful temper tantrum about not be able to see Qeubec and going to Florida where she has been 127 times, inwardly she is puzzled, not surprized, by how this man they call SIGISMUND can learn Spanish in such a short amount of time.(She secretly envies his great intellect and covets it for her own....>;-( Will this fade or is Sigismund on to her...
BUT WAIT!!! Was that Sigismund that could rapidly learn Spnanish-OR-it can't be-its Declan, the guy who was screaming something about a frozen @#$%%&!!Jade is too mixed up!! Smart people, slow people, well people, sick people, nice people, mean people, bossy people, meek people, strong people, her head is spinning.....OH NO here it comes...
Posted by Phillipa on February 10, 2009, at 19:46:29
In reply to Re: BUT WAIT!, posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 19:33:23
Don't tell me Sigi or Declan is peeing on you? But Spanish isn't hard to learn. I think Declan's Idea of the Island is good. Isn't it Near Mexico. Maybe a cruise? The Motley crew might now almost need a nudist cruise if dressed in winter apparel. Did anyone bring any money or credit cards and a laptop?
Posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 21:31:53
In reply to Re: BUT WAIT!, posted by Phillipa on February 10, 2009, at 19:46:29
> Don't tell me Sigi or Declan is peeing on you? But Spanish isn't hard to learn. I think Declan's Idea of the Island is good. Isn't it Near Mexico. Maybe a cruise? The Motley crew might now almost need a nudist cruise if dressed in winter apparel. Did anyone bring any money or credit cards and a laptop?
While everyone knows Phillipa WOULD probably enjoy seeing Jade get peed on, Jade's head was so mixed up at the variety of people around her that her head was spinning and she puke's, unfortunately some does land on Phillipa.
Anyway, Jade feels so much better to get that out of her system she offer's up what she thinks a quite brilliant plan for the "Motley Crew".
Cabo San Lucas!!!! We can snorkel she says! we can ride 4 wheelers in the desert! We can see some of the most beautiful sights in the world!!! And we won't have to learn Spanish!!! (Although Jade would like to, her mean parents made her take French instead, haha)
If Phillipa feels the need to take her clothes off there's probably a nude beach somewhere!!!
Yikes, Jade recalls, she hasn't been to the gym in a while, she hopes the nude beach isn't mandatory.....
Posted by Phillipa on February 11, 2009, at 0:09:40
In reply to Re: BUT WAIT! » Phillipa, posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 21:31:53
So Phillipa jumped under a shower first to wash off the puke Kath was most generous in offering her some new clothes to wear. The motley crew proceeded to the cruise line and sailed off into babbleland anyone seen them. I did streak across the social board but was quick and bet no on saw me. It was a delusion if you think you did. But the mystery now is what happened to Doc Scott and Declan Who needed paddles at one time. Hope he is finally done peeing in the what was white snow. Well when on the cruise snip he pees off the side of it into the water. And everyone loves the snokeling but Jade cut her leg on some coral and barnacles can the doc Scott stitch it up? Blood brings snarks. We may need help soon!!!
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