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Posted by gazo on April 11, 2007, at 7:53:19
ok, it's a mental health joke, b ut i'm allowwed cuz i am certfied as crackers. There is one implied naughty word... so if you trigger really really easy then hit your back button now.
a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looks up and says "clearly, i can see you're nuts"hahaha... sorry. i'm weird.
much love and peace
Posted by Tabitha on April 11, 2007, at 10:36:44
In reply to my fav joke... only slightly inappropriate ;o), posted by gazo on April 11, 2007, at 7:53:19
I'll see that joke and raise you another:
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are sixty-nine cents, and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Posted by Happyflower on April 11, 2007, at 10:55:11
In reply to Re: my fav joke... only slightly inappropriate ;o), posted by Tabitha on April 11, 2007, at 10:36:44
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it
Posted by Gee on April 11, 2007, at 11:24:55
In reply to You two are tooooo funny! :-)), posted by Happyflower on April 11, 2007, at 10:55:11
I loved them!!! They are great
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stickMy personal favourite:
(Ask to someone) "Ask me if I'm a tree"
(after a weird look and probably some encouraging) "Are you a tree"
"NO" (Then laugh at the look on their face... it's great)
Posted by Daisym on April 11, 2007, at 13:29:33
In reply to Thanks for the laugh!!!, posted by Gee on April 11, 2007, at 11:24:55
What do you call a Rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny! :)
Posted by karen_kay on April 11, 2007, at 13:54:22
In reply to Re: Thanks for the laugh!!!, posted by Daisym on April 11, 2007, at 13:29:33
what did one casket say to the other casket?
is that you coughin?
one more:a deeply religious man hears that a flood is headed his way. instead of loading into a boat, like his neighbors, he decides 'if god wants me to live, he will save me.'
a friend rides by on a boat, finding the religious man on his roof, as the water is rising. he asks 'hey man, you want a ride?' the man answers 'no, if god wants me to live, he will save me!'
the coast guard drives by and throws him a life jacket. the man screams (with water up to his feet) "NO, IF GOD WANTS ME TO LIVE< HE WILL SAVE ME!"
a helicopter flies overhead and slides down a rope. the man simply waves them on.
the man dies.
at the pearly gates of heaven (full of everything heaven should be full of, an open bar of course, and cocktail waitresses aplenty!), the man asks god 'why did you let me die? i trusted you to save me!"
god answers, 'yeah, i don't get it either. i sent three different people after you.'
ok, one more, about chuck norris: chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits. and he doesn't do push ups either, he pushes the world down.
Posted by Phillipa on April 11, 2007, at 14:11:09
In reply to my fav joke... only slightly inappropriate ;o), posted by gazo on April 11, 2007, at 7:53:19
Gazo that was great thank-you. Love Phillipa
Posted by Phillipa on April 11, 2007, at 14:12:43
In reply to Re: my fav joke... only slightly inappropriate ;o), posted by Tabitha on April 11, 2007, at 10:36:44
Another great one thanks Love Phillipa
Posted by gazo on April 11, 2007, at 21:25:35
In reply to my fav joke... only slightly inappropriate ;o), posted by gazo on April 11, 2007, at 7:53:19
Posted by Sebastian on April 13, 2007, at 15:46:30
In reply to my fav joke... only slightly inappropriate ;o), posted by gazo on April 11, 2007, at 7:53:19
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