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Posted by Larry Hoover on June 9, 2006, at 8:31:36
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by men.
Posted by llrrrpp on June 9, 2006, at 9:27:20
In reply to words for today, posted by Larry Hoover on June 9, 2006, at 8:31:36
Posted by Larry Hoover on June 9, 2006, at 10:52:02
In reply to Lar funnier w/o coffee than I will ever be lol (nm) » Larry Hoover, posted by llrrrpp on June 9, 2006, at 9:27:20
I didn't write those. Sorry. They weren't attributed when I got them in an email.
I was just passing it along.
Lar
Posted by llrrrpp on June 9, 2006, at 16:31:48
In reply to Re: Lar funnier ... » llrrrpp, posted by Larry Hoover on June 9, 2006, at 10:52:02
phew!
I was scared there for a second!If you can come up with that stuff in just a few minutes (I looked @ posting times), undercaffeinated, it doesn't bode well for the mere mortals among us.
I thought I was going to have to give up.
Abdicate, as it were.
Posted by Toph on June 9, 2006, at 19:17:45
In reply to words for today, posted by Larry Hoover on June 9, 2006, at 8:31:36
Here's a few more:
Bacillary (n.), very thin Hoover
Corollary (n.), pinkish-orange Hoover
Ancillary (adj.), photographic (see Adams) Hoover
Domicillary (adj.), Hoover's crib
Posted by llrrrpp on June 9, 2006, at 19:25:35
In reply to Re: words for today » Larry Hoover, posted by Toph on June 9, 2006, at 19:17:45
Laryngitis (n.) Larry's illness
Lar (n.) A protective god or a statue of a protective god in an ancient Roman household
Larynx (n.) Ancient Egyptian monumental sculpture in honor of the psychopharmacology and general knowledge deity
Larceny (n.) The unlawful taking of Larry's psycho-babble posting and babble-mail priveleges
I learn something new everyday.
-ll
Posted by Larry Hoover on June 13, 2006, at 10:00:14
In reply to Re: words for today, posted by llrrrpp on June 9, 2006, at 19:25:35
You guys killed me. I had a big old belly laugh thing going on. It is way healthy to get one of those. I thank y'all.
Sorry my 'puter was down, and I couldn't say nothin'.
Lar
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