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Posted by curtm on May 24, 2006, at 18:02:37
My brain received the Mental Health Insurance Institute's (MHII) lowest rating in it's class for the prefrontal crash test. Major points outlined in the test were:
Performed poorly against life's obstacles.
Oral cavity allowed too much foot-room.
Rear compartment shut too tightly.
Low comfort and stability.
Inefficient MPG (Managing Personal Growth)
Posted by llrrrpp on May 24, 2006, at 23:22:00
In reply to Prefrontal Crash, posted by curtm on May 24, 2006, at 18:02:37
> My brain received the Mental Health Insurance Institute's (MHII) lowest rating in it's class for the prefrontal crash test. Major points outlined in the test were:
I got a "unsatisfactory" score, myself. I didn't get recalled, which is good.Apparently I don't have good safety restraints.
I accelerate too slowly, and my top speed is only 3 MPH (That's like 5 kph, eh?)
Windshield obstructions make it hard for driver to see, or for T to see in
The only music playing is classical
Possible electrical malfunction in inferiour temporal cortex chassis
Structural irregularities in orbitofrontal compartment
I got good scores for my brakes, but low scores for my overall handling.
Posted by corafree on May 25, 2006, at 1:14:06
In reply to Re: Prefrontal Crash, posted by llrrrpp on May 24, 2006, at 23:22:00
Prefrontal? Pre- is before the incident, before the frontal crash! What would your post-frontal crash test scores be?
I imagine a nurse with a 'plastic smile' and a 'sickenly sweet voice'. She says, "You both are just fine. Every Thing is Fine! (She's smiling and holding her arms up and outwards like a preacher!) Gowns open in the back. No, I don't know where all our pants, pillows, and blankets went. (You don't matter because you're both 'prefrontally trashed before crashed' anyway.) I'll be 'back in a few' (Oh how cute!) with your meds.
Magnificenthumor!
Tks, cf
Posted by llrrrpp on May 25, 2006, at 16:26:00
In reply to Re: Prefrontal Crash » llrrrpp, posted by corafree on May 25, 2006, at 1:14:06
> Prefrontal? Pre- is before the incident, before the frontal crash! What would your post-frontal crash test scores be?
Following post-frontal crash there is usually a different set of crash test results.
I didn't pass the pre-frontal crash test, but a friend of mine just took the post-frontal crash test.
He reported that he saw lights and heard voices. He also had problems finding his way (GPS malfunction)
His CD player skipped a lot
His steering wheel fell off
Apparently his muffler did not work correctly, and he was babbling nonsense, ala Wernicke's aphasia, ala llrrrpp's recent posts on the psychology board
His emissions were unaffected & were satisfactory
His airbags did not deploy correctly
There was some seepage of fluid, it may have been CSF or antifreeze
Handling was "unsatisfactory" because he could only turn right, and not left.
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