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Posted by Phil on March 18, 2006, at 14:35:09
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you f--ted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Posted by LegWarmers on March 18, 2006, at 15:08:44
In reply to Edited for content. Not really., posted by Phil on March 18, 2006, at 14:35:09
that was really very wonderful to come across!
very funny
Posted by Phillipa on March 18, 2006, at 18:57:51
In reply to ROFLOL, posted by LegWarmers on March 18, 2006, at 15:08:44
Hilarious so you want to be the pig? Wonder why? Fondly, Phillipa
Posted by Racer on March 18, 2006, at 20:15:58
In reply to Edited for content. Not really., posted by Phil on March 18, 2006, at 14:35:09
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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
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>Not quite true. Male praying mantis (don't know the plural, "mantises?" "Mantisses?" Whatever.) Anyway, the male praying mantis can indeed initiate sex with head intact, and generally speaking does try to end the same way. What is true, though, is that if you decapitate a male praying mantis, it will begin the beguine, as it were...
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> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
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>That's a statistical anomoly. Remember how lefties were forced to use their right hand? Well, when they did the survey that led to that conclusion, they basically found that there weren't all that many lefties over a certain age. So, does that mean that most of the lefties were already dead? Or only that most lefties of that generation had been taught to be righties?
Of course, more lefties do die in accidents than righties, proprotionally.
So, part right, part wrong.
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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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>Actually, bonobos, and possibly chimpanzees, also have sex for non-reproductive purposes. Mostly pleasure, and bonobos use it for social reasons, too. Kinda like thanks for taking me to dinner, I guess.
And a lot of animals [edited to "pleasure themselves"], which makes me think that even if it's reproductive hormones that triggers it, there's still a big element of pleasure motivating most other animals, too.
Especially if they're pigs...
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> If you f--ted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>I was going to write something about this one, too, but maybe I'll just be very, very careful around a couple of people I know...
Phil, I am so sorry I can't just keep my mouth shut. I hate that I get this way, having to correct things that I think are maybe not quite true. I don't mean to be a party pooper, and they were funny -- and anyway, I like you and don't want to hurt your feelings or annoy you. Just my obsessive/compulsive features, or something...
Good to see you here, too.
Posted by JenStar on March 18, 2006, at 22:04:04
In reply to Edited for content. Not really., posted by Phil on March 18, 2006, at 14:35:09
phil, the list was funny but your comments really made it hilarious! :)
thanks for posting that! I laughed out loud here at my desk.
JenStar
Posted by Phil on March 18, 2006, at 22:11:44
In reply to Re: Edited for content. Not really. » Phil, posted by JenStar on March 18, 2006, at 22:04:04
Jen...Actually that was a cut and paste job. Not my comments but I thought it was good for a laugh.
Anything to amuse. We all suffer, you know?Phil
Posted by crazy teresa on March 19, 2006, at 9:26:24
In reply to Edited for content. Not really., posted by Phil on March 18, 2006, at 14:35:09
All urine glows under a black light.
I guess if I said to you, "You're such a pig," you'd feel like a stud? LOL! ;~}
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