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Posted by Bobby on October 31, 2005, at 11:14:42
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy into his mouth. A little old lady came up and said, "Young man, don't you know that eating all that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105", said Johnny
"Did he eat 5 candy bars at one time?", retorted the little old lady?
Johnny replied, "No, but he minded his own freaking business."
Posted by AdaGrace on October 31, 2005, at 12:56:44
In reply to Halloween Humor, posted by Bobby on October 31, 2005, at 11:14:42
Posted by AdaGrace on October 31, 2005, at 13:05:21
In reply to Halloween Humor, posted by Bobby on October 31, 2005, at 11:14:42
One mouse says, "You know those contraptions that humans set out to catch us? I run across those and trip them just for fun".
The second mouse says, "Yeah, well I eat that blue pellet stuff like it's candy"!
The third mouse, stands up, adjusts his trousers and sniffs in as much macho mouse gusto he can, and says, "I'm gonna go home and _____ the cat". (insert your own favorite explitive for intercourse here)
Posted by Bobby on October 31, 2005, at 14:36:02
In reply to Re: Three Mice are in a Bar, posted by AdaGrace on October 31, 2005, at 13:05:21
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by Damos on October 31, 2005, at 15:41:01
In reply to Re: Three Mice are in a Bar, posted by AdaGrace on October 31, 2005, at 13:05:21
There were three pieces of rope wandering in the desert. They were very hot and thirsty. They came upon a bar and one went in. He asked for a drink and the bartender said, 'read the sign buddy we don't serve ropes.'
'Oh come on just this once', the rope asked again. The bartender said 'nope', so the rope left. The second rope figured he was a bit better looking and maybe the bartender would soften a little and let him have a drink. He went in and asked for a drink, the bartender shook his head and said 'Hey Buddy, it's just like I told your friend we don't serve ropes here.' Dejected the rope left the bar.
The 3rd rope heard both of their stories, thought for a moment. Then he rolled himself into a knot and fluffed the edges so it was a little frayed. The third rope went into the bar like this and asked for a drink.
The bartender asked, 'Hey are you a rope?' The 3rd rope looked down at himself and said 'Nope, I am a frayed knot!'
Posted by AdaGrace on October 31, 2005, at 16:07:00
In reply to Three pieces of rope » AdaGrace, posted by Damos on October 31, 2005, at 15:41:01
see clean jokes can make me laugh too.
Posted by 10derHeart on October 31, 2005, at 16:46:24
In reply to Three pieces of rope » AdaGrace, posted by Damos on October 31, 2005, at 15:41:01
Posted by Phillipa on October 31, 2005, at 20:10:14
In reply to Re: Three pieces of rope, LOL » Damos, posted by AdaGrace on October 31, 2005, at 16:07:00
Who did Cinderella marry after her fairy godmother turned her you know what into a pumkin?
Give up? Peter Peter Pumkin Eater. Fondly, Phillipa
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