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Posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
>adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Posted by Phil on September 14, 2005, at 16:01:57
In reply to Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
Posted by Phil on September 14, 2005, at 16:05:55
In reply to Re: Dorky Pottydoodle (nm), posted by Phil on September 14, 2005, at 16:01:57
Posted by rainbowbrite on September 14, 2005, at 16:10:49
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob is Doombah LickinLips...PBC Phil : ) (nm), posted by Phil on September 14, 2005, at 16:05:55
HAHA all your names are so funny!
Posted by Damos on September 14, 2005, at 16:51:57
In reply to Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
Okay, I'm Sleezy DippinSprinkles.
H*ll, I sound like porn star party food!
Posted by TamaraJ on September 14, 2005, at 16:53:22
In reply to Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
Posted by javableue on September 14, 2005, at 18:11:25
In reply to Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
Posted by Gabbix2 on September 15, 2005, at 12:25:59
In reply to Re: Doombah DippinTush ; ) » wildcard, posted by Damos on September 14, 2005, at 16:51:57
> Okay, I'm Sleezy DippinSprinkles.
>
> H*ll, I sound like porn star party food!
that was funny!Indeed you do..
Posted by Tamar on September 15, 2005, at 18:39:18
In reply to Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
Hello, I’m Dorfus Farkleface. I’m married to Boobie Bubblelips and we’re the proud parents of Sloopy, Boobie Jr and Dumbo.
For a wonderful moment I thought my boss worked out as Cheesey Burgerburger but I realised I’d worked it out wrong. I may start calling him that anyway. And my colleague Sleezy Dippinfanny will certainly find himself renamed.
Posted by sleepygirl on September 15, 2005, at 18:50:18
In reply to Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
Posted by Damos on September 15, 2005, at 19:27:47
In reply to Re: Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by Tamar on September 15, 2005, at 18:39:18
ROFLMAO.
Oh Tamar, I can see your colleague being thrilled with his new moniker.
Posted by spriggy on September 15, 2005, at 22:18:45
In reply to Re: Doombah DippinTush ; ) » Tamar, posted by Damos on September 15, 2005, at 19:27:47
Posted by sunny10 on September 16, 2005, at 8:16:00
In reply to Hello I am Snooty Gizzardlips... LOL (nm), posted by spriggy on September 15, 2005, at 22:18:45
Posted by crazy teresa on September 16, 2005, at 12:17:18
In reply to Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
Posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 19:15:39
In reply to Dorfus Dippin-Sniffer! (nm), posted by crazy teresa on September 16, 2005, at 12:17:18
Posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 19:16:56
In reply to Dorfus Dippin-Sniffer! (nm), posted by crazy teresa on September 16, 2005, at 12:17:18
Posted by Mal on September 16, 2005, at 21:45:31
In reply to Doombah DippinTush ; ), posted by wildcard on September 14, 2005, at 15:41:19
Posted by crazy teresa on September 18, 2005, at 2:59:50
In reply to Hopefully not my Doombah Dippin Tush !! ; ) (nm) » crazy teresa, posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 19:16:56
Posted by crazy teresa on September 18, 2005, at 3:00:31
In reply to Boobie Bubblehump! ROFLMAO (nm) » wildcard, posted by Mal on September 16, 2005, at 21:45:31
No fair! I want to be Boobie!
Posted by Mal on September 21, 2005, at 6:08:20
In reply to Re: Boobie Bubblehump! ROFLMAO » Mal, posted by crazy teresa on September 18, 2005, at 3:00:31
> No fair! I want to be Boobie!
Tough luck, there, Teresa. Just like in life, we gotta play the hand we are dealt. And this time I really got a good one! LOL You have a great day!!
MAL
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